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			<title>HAPPY BIRTHDAY RABBIT!!!!!!</title>
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			<title><![CDATA[HOW YOU DOIN']]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[*Because I care about YC members, I want yall to get checked out to make sure you're healthy and will be around for a while.* 
 
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YardCrap MEDICAL TEST:<br />
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Results -- <font color="#3300cc"><font size="3"><b>GET a life !!!</b></font></font><br />
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			<title>Visitor to the RedNeck Bar</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 18:50:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>A visitor stopped in today to drink a few and listen to my music gear. 
So far the day is going well, lots of FUN, lots of laughs. 
 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>A visitor stopped in today to drink a few and listen to my music gear.<br />
So far the day is going well, lots of FUN, lots of laughs.<br />
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Not sure how long he intends to stay, but I did notice he showed up without a car.<br />
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Here he is in the bar.<br />
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			<title>Decisions Decisions</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[I was once asked, "SD, if your wife and your girlfriend were both drowning and you had only 1 life preserver to throw to save the drowning person;...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I was once asked, &quot;SD, if your wife and your girlfriend were both drowning and you had only 1 life preserver to throw to save the drowning person; who would you throw the preserver to.&quot;<br />
I replied, &quot;Hell, that's easy; I would throw it to my wife.&quot;<br />
He asked, &quot;why&quot;.<br />
I replied, &quot;cause my girlfriend would understand.&quot;<br />
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There's a moral to this story somewhere;  but after a 12-pack, I've forgot.  Time to play some Jones.:very_drunk:</div>

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			<title>Squirrel Gun - homemade</title>
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			<description>Authorities in Gainesville, Fla. have charged William Daniel Lloyd with discharging a firearm in public and possession of ammunition by a convicted...</description>
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			<title>If you get an email from the IRS</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:44:44 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I just got an email from the IRS saying to register so they could send me a refund I was due for 2012.  Please don't EVER click on the links or open...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I just got an email from the IRS saying to register so they could send me a refund I was due for 2012.  <font color="#ff0000">Please don't EVER click on the links or open any attachments from an email from the IRS.  The IRS does NOT email this kind of stuff, and the email is a PHISHING scheme!!!</font>  If you do get any email like this, be sure to forward the entire message to <a href="http://www.irs.gov/uac/Report-Phishing" target="_blank">phishing@irs.gov</a></div>

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			<description><![CDATA[Can't help myself.  This may be the cutest Playboy centerfold ever.  I'm in love with her~ 
 
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			<title>Doolittle Raiders</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:01:06 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>A final toast for the Doolittle Raiders 
  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size="2"><font color="black"><span style="font-family: Arial">A final toast for the Doolittle Raiders</span><br />
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 <div style="margin-left:40px">      <font color="#666666">By </font><b>Bob Greene,</b><br />
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       <font color="#666666">Lt. Col. James Doolittle leans over a bomb on the USS Hornet deck just before his &quot;Raiders&quot; began the bombing raid on Tokyo.</font><br />
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  <ul><li style=""><i><span style="font-family: Arial">This week, the few remaining Doolittle Raiders will reunite.</span></i></li><li style=""><i><span style="font-family: Arial">In 1942 the 80 men bombed Tokyo in death-defying mission, retaliation for Pearl Harbor.</span></i></li><li style=""><i><span style="font-family: Arial">A case of 80 goblets is brought to their annual reunions. When a Raider dies a cup is upended.</span></i></li><li style=""><i><span style="font-family: Arial">This year, there are four left. They'll toast the Raiders with aged cognac, and end reunions.</span></i></li></ul>     <br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">It's  the cup of brandy that no one wants to drink. On Tuesday, in Fort  Walton Beach, Florida, the surviving Doolittle Raiders will gather  publicly for the last time.They once were among the most universally  admired and revered men in the United States. There were 80 of the  Raiders in April 1942, when they carried out one of the most courageous  and heart-stirring military operations in this nation's history. The  mere mention of their unit's name, in those years, would bring tears to  the eyes of grateful Americans.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">Now only four survive.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">After  Japan's sneak attack on Pearl Harbor, with the United States reeling  and wounded, something dramatic was needed to turn the war effort  around. Even though there were no friendly airfields close enough to  Japan for the United States to launch a retaliation, a daring plan was  devised. Sixteen B-25s were modified so that they could take off from  the deck of an aircraft carrier. This had never before been tried --  sending such big, heavy bombers from a carrier.The 16 five-man crews,  under the command of Lt. Col. James Doolittle, who himself flew the lead  plane off the USS Hornet, knew that they would not be able to return to  the carrier. They would have to hit Japan and then hope to make it to  China for a safe landing. But on the day of the raid, the Japanese  military caught wind of the plan. The Raiders were told that they would  have to take off from much farther out in the Pacific Ocean than they  had counted on. They were told that because of this they would not have  enough fuel to make it to safety.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">And those men went anyway.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial">They  bombed Tokyo, and then flew as far as they could. Four planes  crash-landed; 11 more crews bailed out, and three of the Raiders died.  Eight more were captured; three were executed. Another died of  starvation in a Japanese prison camp. One crew made it to Russia.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">The Doolittle Raid sent a message from the United States to its enemies, and to the rest of the world:</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">We will fight. And, no matter what it takes, we will win.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">Of  the 80 Raiders, 62 survived the war. They were celebrated as national  heroes, models of bravery. Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer produced a motion picture  based on the raid; &quot;Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo,&quot; starring Spencer Tracy  and Van Johnson, was a patriotic and emotional box-office hit, and the  phrase became part of the national lexicon. In the movie-theater  previews for the film, MGM proclaimed that it was presenting the story  &quot;with supreme pride.&quot;</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">Beginning  in 1946, the surviving Raiders have held a reunion each April, to  commemorate the mission. The reunion is in a different city each year.  In 1959, the city of Tucson, Arizona, as a gesture of respect and  gratitude, presented the Doolittle Raiders with a set of 80 silver  goblets. Each goblet was engraved with the name of a Raider.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">Every  year, a wooden display case bearing all 80 goblets is transported to  the reunion city. Each time a Raider passes away, his goblet is turned  upside down in the case at the next reunion, as his old friends bear  solemn witness.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">Also  in the wooden case is a bottle of 1896 Hennessy Very Special cognac.  The year is not happenstance: 1896 was when Jimmy Doolittle was born.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">There  has always been a plan: When there are only two surviving Raiders, they  would open the bottle, at last drink from it, and toast their comrades  who preceded them in death.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">As 2013 began, there were five living Raiders; then, in February, Tom Griffin passed away at age 96.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">What  a man he was. After bailing out of his plane over a mountainous Chinese  forest after the Tokyo raid, he became ill with malaria, and almost  died. When he recovered, he was sent to Europe to fly more combat  missions. He was shot down, captured, and spent 22 months in a German  prisoner of war camp.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">The  selflessness of these men, the sheer guts ... there was a passage in  the Cincinnati Enquirer obituary for Mr. Griffin that, on the surface,  had nothing to do with the war, but that emblematizes the depth of his  sense of duty and devotion:</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">&quot;When  his wife became ill and needed to go into a nursing home, he visited  her every day. He walked from his house to the nursing home, fed his  wife and at the end of the day brought home her clothes. At night, he  washed and ironed her clothes. Then he walked them up to her room the  next morning. He did that for three years until her death in 2005.&quot;</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">So  now, out of the original 80, only four Raiders remain: Dick Cole  (Doolittle's co-pilot on the Tokyo raid), Robert Hite, Edward Saylor and  David Thatcher. All are in their 90s. They have decided that there are  too few of them for the public reunions to continue.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">The  events in Fort Walton Beach this week will mark the end. It has come  full circle; Florida's nearby Eglin Field was where the Raiders trained  in secrecy for the Tokyo mission.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">The  town is planning to do all it can to honor the men: a six-day  celebration of their valor, including luncheons, a dinner and a parade.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">Do  the men ever wonder if those of us for whom they helped save the  country have tended to it in a way that is worthy of their sacrifice?  They don't talk about that, at least not around other people. But if you  find yourself near Fort Walton Beach this week, and if you should  encounter any of the Raiders, you might want to offer them a word of  thanks. I can tell you from firsthand observation that they appreciate  hearing that they are remembered.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">The  men have decided that after this final public reunion they will wait  until a later date -- some time this year -- to get together once more,  informally and in absolute privacy. That is when they will open the  bottle of brandy. The years are flowing by too swiftly now; they are not  going to wait until there are only two of them.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">They will fill the four remaining upturned goblets.</span><br />
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     <span style="font-family: Arial">And raise them in a toast to those who are gone.</span><br />
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			<title>TMI Thread</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 05:04:37 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Time to post your dirty little secrets to the strangers of the internet.  
In my case, it is difficult since my father lives with me.  
 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Time to post your dirty little secrets to the strangers of the internet. <br />
In my case, it is difficult since my father lives with me. <br />
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However, I will start this thread off with the hope people will jump in with their own personal &quot;TMI&quot;s. (Too Much Information). <br />
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Here is a couple to get us started: <br />
-I have one stray black hair on my right nipple.										<br />
-Sometimes I have arguments with myself and then get mad at me for winning.										 					 																													 					<br />
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			<title>QUOTES to Explain or Inspire</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:54:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Got slapped silly when I posted an inspirational quote on the "Scripture" thread. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Got slapped silly when I posted an inspirational quote on the &quot;Scripture&quot; thread.<br />
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			<div class="message">Can Pantheism be posted here?<br />
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I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only  the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had  to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.</b></span></font><br />
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			<div class="message">Good deal.<br />
I need to go back and look at the rules (have you posted them?).<br />
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You did say <u><b>Bible Scripture</b></u>, but <font color="#800000"><u><b>you </b></u></font>gave a thumbs up when I posted from the Gospel of Mary (omitted from the Bible for being a woman) so that got me confused.  <br />
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Do you mean the Old and New?  Jews don't go with the NEW.  How can one  believe in the NEW and not the OLD?  (To me the question is does one  believe GOD stopped talking to us?)<br />
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<font color="#800000"><u>One reason</u></font> is the Council of Nicaea.  In 325AD Christian bishops convened in Turkey because Constantine the Great (Serbian) <u><i><b>told them to do that</b></i></u>.   He was a king, not GOD.   Their task was to sort through the many  writings of the day and produce a book for all to use.  In the day  different regions used different books.  Some of the oldest and purest  have been discovered in <i>Ethiopia.</i><br />
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The participating bishops were given free travel to and from  the  council, as well as lodging. These bishops did not travel alone; each  one had permission to bring with him two priests and three deacons; so  the total number of attendees could have been above 1800<br />
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<u>etc.etc.etc</u> for years as politics played out, and now we have what we have.:applouse:   John, Mark etc were in, James, Peter, Mary, etc were out.:stupid:<br />
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The why <u>&quot;this&quot;</u> scripture was chosen and not <u>&quot;that&quot;</u> makes  great reading if you can get by &quot;divine inspiration&quot; (don't think GOD  would have needed 40 years).  Also, why was all scripture worth reading  done before 325AD and nothing since?<br />
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I think Scripture is GREAT in <u><i><b>many</b></i></u> ways, but &quot;Divine&quot;?<br />
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<u>Maybe</u> not included are some words GOD approves of?<br />
<u>Maybe</u> since then a few words have been uttered over the many years since 325AD also GOD approves of?<br />
<u>Maybe</u> some think that was <font color="#800000">the</font> &quot;WORD&quot;, <font color="#800000">the</font> &quot;ONLY WORD&quot; and <font color="#800000">the</font> &quot;FINAL WORD&quot; of GOD.<br />
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That might be right, but I keep my options open.<br />
<br />
To quote Thoreau (now banned here:smile-new:)<br />
When the end was imminent, friends gathered around to say their  good-byes. The tranquility that transfixed his aura amazed them,  prompting one to ask,<br />
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“Have you made your peace with God?” <br />
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To which Thoreau replied, <font color="#000080"><font size="5"><span style="font-family: comic sans ms"><i><b>“We’ve never quarreled.”</b></i></span></font></font></div>
			
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</div>We need a different thread for this type crap.<br />
<font size="4"><font color="#0000ff"><b>Post quotes of inspiration here.</b></font></font><br />
I really need a little mental help these days.  Just to wake up and read one of you posted a message will mean a lot to me, and maybe to others. (or you could just mail booze &amp; money).<br />
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Thanks in advance -<br />
AO</div>

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			<description>The ATF, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.  
 
The President decides to give them a...</description>
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The ATF, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. <br />
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The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.<br />
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The CIA goes in.<br />
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</span></font><font color="black"><span style="font-family: Georgia">They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.<br />
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</span></font><font color="black"><span style="font-family: Georgia">The ATF goes in.<br />
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</span></font><font color="black"><span style="font-family: Georgia">After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.<br />
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</span></font><font color="black"><span style="font-family: Georgia">The FBI goes in.<br />
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</span></font><font color="black"><span style="font-family: Georgia">They come out two hours later with a badly beaten clown. The clown is yelling:                              &quot;Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!&quot;</span></font></span></font></div>


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			<description>True Story: 
A police officer was being cross-examined by a  was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony... trial. The lawyer was...</description>
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<font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">A police officer was being cross-examined by a  was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony... trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ... </span></font></font><br />
<font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' <br />
</span></font></font><font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.' </span></font></font><br />
<font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?' <br />
</span></font></font><font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.' </span></font></font><br />
<font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?' <br />
</span></font></font><font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.' </span></font></font><br />
<font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?' <br />
</span></font></font><font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">A: 'Yes sir, we do!' </span></font></font><br />
<font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?' <br />
</span></font></font><font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">A: 'Yes, sir, I do.' </span></font></font><br />
<font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'<br />
</span></font></font><font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">A: 'Yes, sir.' </span></font></font><br />
<font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?' </span></font></font><br />
<font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'</span></font></font><br />
<font color="#333333"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Calibri">The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.defense attorney during a felony...<br />
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AH, it's the 'little things'...that make life worthwhile:star:</span></font></font></div>

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			<description>What this guy set up was AMAZING. 
 
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I don't need glasses day to day, but do need the drug store ones to read in low light, don't need a prescription for that.<br />
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Went to the eye doc at Walmart this week, first time in ten years.<br />
I got new glasses ($105).  I can see better without them than with them.  W/o them I can read a car tag, but not with them.  I feel like I got ripped off.<br />
I told him to make them strong so I could ID a bird a half mile off.  He said it does not work like that.  In my opinion, it is not working at all.</div>

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